i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
I came across a kitten in the park and it started playing with the laces on my boot. Cuteness ensued.
GENTLE AND APPROACHABLE PUNKS DOING CUTE THINGS IS KILLING ME SOFTLY
"Hello, giant rooster man, you have strings on your feets, I must eat them …"
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
#When Kristoff met Sven
defend classic who ladies at all costs
You had me at hello. :)
Alright. I’m done. Of all the things they could have put in that crossword… Even the prop guys ship it…
Wow I missed that..that’s huge!!!
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
im sorry im not cultured i grew up watching arthur and eating fruit gushers
more hogwarts house pride than actual school pride
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world